An Open Letter From The Maha Rushy

Dear John (and the rest)
November 4, 2004
Today, my friends, I’d like to read an open letter addressed to John Kerry and John Edwards, and in the spirit of unity, reconciliation, and inclusion, I want to expand the base, so to speak. So here goes: Dear Johns, Kerry and Edwards. There’s something many of us have been waiting to say to you. And also to you, Tom Daschle, the former minority leader of the U.S. Senate. And to distinguished members of the Hollywood elite, most notably Michael Moore, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Michael J. Fox, Julia Roberts — hope you’re feeling well, by the way — Sean Penn, Whoopi Goldberg, Jeanne Garofalo, Meryl Streep, and assorted others. And to the elder stateswomen of the entertainment industry, Barbra Streisand and Madonna, and the youth, Sean Puff Daddy P. Diddy Combs. To our musical guests, Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, and, of course, the Dixie Chickettes. And to our civil rights delegation — the Revvvvvrend Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, NAALCP leaders Julian Bond and Kwesi Mfume. To our beloved media giants, Dan Rather, 60 Minutes, the New York Times, the AP, and to our media midgets, MTV’s Rock the Vote, Dead Air America, and Bill Maher. And let’s not forget our 527s funded by George Soros: MoveOn.org and America Coming Apart. And finally, to our esteemed foreign dignitaries, particularly Jacques Chirac and Herr Schroeder, Kofi Annan and Muhammad El Baradi. To all of you, from us: YOU LOSE. WE WIN. NOW EXCUSE US WHILE WE GO KICK SOME TERRORIST BUTT!!!

From Rush Limbaugh